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Sargon Administrator Posts: 547	Penguins Dec 18, 2005 22:20:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sargon on Dec 18, 2005 22:20:40 GMT -5 i found the penguins, that are stealing master spells blades sanity.
	Archangel, snare the flesh suck dry the ebbing wound leave them lifeless and broken my beloved...

Lord Kain Global Moderator Your death shall only make me stronger, I hope this comforts you in your grave. Posts: 389	Penguins Dec 18, 2005 22:22:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lord Kain on Dec 18, 2005 22:22:18 GMT -5 The 3rd penguin from the right in the forth row from the back is named Pen-Pen
	Now, at last, the masks had fallen away. The strings of the puppets had become visible, and the hands of the prime mover exposed. Most ironic of all was the last gift that Raziel had given me, more powerful than the sword that now held his soul, more acute even than the vision his sacrifice had accorded me - the first bitter taste of that terrible illusion: Hope.

acidsnowman Player Character Posts: 71	Penguins Dec 18, 2005 22:33:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by acidsnowman on Dec 18, 2005 22:33:44 GMT -5 oh i see him go PEN²
	Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Master Spellblade
Demigod

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Penguins Dec 18, 2005 23:54:10 GMT -5

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Post by Master Spellblade on Dec 18, 2005 23:54:10 GMT -5

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Penguins, the penguins, no, no, I.....I, J, K, L , Jhg MKgb, HgkJY fKUGjUGTH ,jhG KJMG KJ gUhg jlkG.kLUY LIhg K>nb ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................sorry, I couldn't control myself. That meteor swarm was really an accident. F***ING PENGUINS, try to take my sanity again. ^:Du Bee Du Bee Duu:^ AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I haven't a clue as to how my story will end. But that's all right. When you set out on a journey and night covers the road, you don't conclude the road has vanished. And how else could we discover the stars?

Lord Kain Global Moderator Your death shall only make me stronger, I hope this comforts you in your grave. Posts: 389	Penguins Dec 18, 2005 23:55:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lord Kain on Dec 18, 2005 23:55:50 GMT -5 Don't worry SpellBlade just put on the nice white jacket with the long sleves and I'll take you far away from the nasty penguins. To a nice room with padded walls.
	Now, at last, the masks had fallen away. The strings of the puppets had become visible, and the hands of the prime mover exposed. Most ironic of all was the last gift that Raziel had given me, more powerful than the sword that now held his soul, more acute even than the vision his sacrifice had accorded me - the first bitter taste of that terrible illusion: Hope.

Master Spellblade Demigod Apathetically, True Neutral Posts: 284	Penguins Dec 19, 2005 0:18:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Master Spellblade on Dec 19, 2005 0:18:30 GMT -5 NO, the penguins will find me their, see theIr thEy arE, Eat hOt ColD SpelLs pengInS. HahaAHaAhahAhAhHAhAhahAHHAhAHAHAHhAhAHHAhHAhAhHAhAh.
	I haven't a clue as to how my story will end. But that's all right. When you set out on a journey and night covers the road, you don't conclude the road has vanished. And how else could we discover the stars?

Sargon
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Penguins Dec 19, 2005 2:35:06 GMT -5

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Post by Sargon on Dec 19, 2005 2:35:06 GMT -5

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

yeah go old oldeis quotes!!
Artist: Napoleon XIV
From: Dr. Demento's Delights
Song: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!

Archangel, snare the flesh suck dry the ebbing wound leave them lifeless and broken my beloved...

Lord Kain Global Moderator Your death shall only make me stronger, I hope this comforts you in your grave. Posts: 389	Penguins Dec 19, 2005 12:15:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lord Kain on Dec 19, 2005 12:15:25 GMT -5 Oh great now our both insane.
	Now, at last, the masks had fallen away. The strings of the puppets had become visible, and the hands of the prime mover exposed. Most ironic of all was the last gift that Raziel had given me, more powerful than the sword that now held his soul, more acute even than the vision his sacrifice had accorded me - the first bitter taste of that terrible illusion: Hope.

magnus Non-Player Character Posts: 6	Penguins Dec 19, 2005 22:21:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by magnus on Dec 19, 2005 22:21:18 GMT -5 There they go.... the peoples army that will take down windows. The big one in front is their leader TUX......... VIVA LA REVOLUTION

Lord Kain
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Your death shall only make me stronger, I hope this comforts you in your grave.

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Penguins Dec 20, 2005 21:24:58 GMT -5

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Post by Lord Kain on Dec 20, 2005 21:24:58 GMT -5

I give you the spaced penguin sling shot game.
I'm not sure if the penguin is the guy or the ship. But it involves penguins thus I posted it here.

Last Edit: Dec 20, 2005 21:26:37 GMT -5 by Lord Kain

Now, at last, the masks had fallen away. The strings of the puppets had become visible, and the hands of the prime mover exposed. Most ironic of all was the last gift that Raziel had given me, more powerful than the sword that now held his soul, more acute even than the vision his sacrifice had accorded me - the first bitter taste of that terrible illusion: Hope.

Sargon Administrator Posts: 547	Penguins Dec 22, 2005 4:15:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sargon on Dec 22, 2005 4:15:55 GMT -5 the tux birds look like evil with there little eyes.... and hidden weapons...
	Archangel, snare the flesh suck dry the ebbing wound leave them lifeless and broken my beloved...

Lord Kain Global Moderator Your death shall only make me stronger, I hope this comforts you in your grave. Posts: 389	Penguins Jan 10, 2006 2:59:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lord Kain on Jan 10, 2006 2:59:43 GMT -5 Do you think an army of zombie penguins is a bit much?
	Now, at last, the masks had fallen away. The strings of the puppets had become visible, and the hands of the prime mover exposed. Most ironic of all was the last gift that Raziel had given me, more powerful than the sword that now held his soul, more acute even than the vision his sacrifice had accorded me - the first bitter taste of that terrible illusion: Hope.

Sargon Administrator Posts: 547	Penguins Jan 10, 2006 10:35:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sargon on Jan 10, 2006 10:35:11 GMT -5 nah, master spell blade might disagree with me however.
	Archangel, snare the flesh suck dry the ebbing wound leave them lifeless and broken my beloved...

Lord Kain
Global Moderator

Your death shall only make me stronger, I hope this comforts you in your grave.

Posts: 389

Penguins Feb 21, 2006 3:35:47 GMT -5

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Post by Lord Kain on Feb 21, 2006 3:35:47 GMT -5

BEHOLD the staff of omega penguin capible of summoning 3d6x10 penguins once perday

Penguin
Tiny Animal
Hit Dice 1/2 d8 (2hp)
Initiative: -1
Speed 10ft (2 squares) swim 40ft
Armor Class 12 (+2 size -1 dex +1 natural) touch 11 flatfoot 12
Base Attack/Grapple+0/-12
Attack: Bite-4 Melee* 1d2-4
Full Attack: Bite-4 Melee* 1d2-4
Space/Reach 2-1/2ft/ 0ft
Special Qualities: Hold Breath, low light vision
Saves: Fort+2, Ref+1, Will+0
Skills: Listen+2, Spot+2, Swim+6
Feats: Endurance, Weapon Finesse (bonus feat)
Enviroment: Cold Aquatic
Organization: Floak 11-22
Challange Rating 1/6
Advancement —
Level Adjustment —
* A Penguin's bite is concidered a secondary attack

Last Edit: Feb 21, 2006 3:36:33 GMT -5 by Lord Kain

Now, at last, the masks had fallen away. The strings of the puppets had become visible, and the hands of the prime mover exposed. Most ironic of all was the last gift that Raziel had given me, more powerful than the sword that now held his soul, more acute even than the vision his sacrifice had accorded me - the first bitter taste of that terrible illusion: Hope.

acidsnowman Player Character Posts: 71	Penguins Apr 7, 2006 21:41:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by acidsnowman on Apr 7, 2006 21:41:07 GMT -5 i wasnt sure if i should have put this link here or started a new thread but it works here as well www.cospa.com/db/up.php?NO=4531894234944
	Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Master Spellblade Demigod Apathetically, True Neutral Posts: 284	Penguins Jul 9, 2006 16:05:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Master Spellblade on Jul 9, 2006 16:05:16 GMT -5 Sweet! Not only do i kill all penguins, but I can use them as weapons to kill another race at the same time. Ha. Feh, a good use for penguins, finally.
	I haven't a clue as to how my story will end. But that's all right. When you set out on a journey and night covers the road, you don't conclude the road has vanished. And how else could we discover the stars?

Master Spellblade Demigod Apathetically, True Neutral Posts: 284	Penguins Jul 9, 2006 16:07:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Master Spellblade on Jul 9, 2006 16:07:18 GMT -5 Lord Kain. I loath that staff. I loath it with the fires of a thousand evils. Feh, I bet nobody will get the reference.
	I haven't a clue as to how my story will end. But that's all right. When you set out on a journey and night covers the road, you don't conclude the road has vanished. And how else could we discover the stars?

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